Nightmare Scenarios, Arsenal Are Better Than England & More

Martin O’Neill took Arsene’s words at the weekend too literally in resigning from Aston Villa yesterday. Forget the smokescreen of players leaving the club, the Irishman saw Wenger indicate that he had not yet decided if he was going to sign a new contract and has already submitted his CV to the Arsenal board. So now you know why I didn’t get much sleep last night. If Allardyce is a the ultimate nightmare, O’Neill isn’t far behind in my book.

The desperation for a new signing in the media is not just limited to Arsenal. Sir Alex Ferguson’s trip to Craven Cottage at the weekend might well have been partially guided by the desire to see Mesut Ozil in action but the principle reason of scouting Fulham, who are United’s opponents in their second game, has gone largely uncommented. Obviously it gets in the way but it also explains the desperation of those with column inches to sell, for a move of some kind for someone to a top four club.

It has been a very quiet transfer window. Aston Villa, I believe, has yet to acquire anyone new although with yesterday’s events the reasons for that became a little clearer whilst the only club to spend money of any note thus far are Manchester City. Their outlays are inflated by the knowledge that their backers do not apparently care how much they pay for journeymen from foreign shores. Or over-rated young English players as that can be the only reason that the club are apparently willing to pay the best part of £30m for James Milner.

The proximity of the match with Liverpool at the weekend, the internationals inbetween, mean that no new signings are likely this week. Even if Wenger did sign someone, it is unlikely that they would make their debut at Anfield since no time exists for them to get to know the other players. The usual suspects are still in the transfer ‘scope, Brad Friedel is apparently on his way to Fulham so that we can sign Mark Schwarzer. It was this move that tipped O’Neill over the edge, supposedly, and it is the sort of transfer rumour I like; the dots join together!

Ahead of the trip to Anfield, Arsene has once more observed that Cesc and RvP will probably not be ready for the starting line-up although he hinted that a good week’s training for the Dutchman might put him into contention for Liverpool. Once the midweek matches are out of the way, he will have a better idea of who will take the field but it would be no surprise to see RvP, Diaby and Song ready for action by the weekend.

England’s match with Hungary tomorrow has brought some caustic comments from ‘Appy ‘Arry. It seems that Redknapp Senior has as much trouble understanding football as he does with the tax laws, questioning why his players have been dropped en masse from the squad and youngsters called up in their place. His observation, “Are Arsenal better than England?” was so daft that I should not really stoop to answer it. But I will. Of course they are.

Against a backdrop of woeful underachievement in South Africa, England would struggle to get out of the group phase of the Champions League, definitely exiting the competition in the first knockout round. They are on a par with Everton in terms of Premier League clubs; punching above their weight on occasion, settling for a position just outside of ‘the big boys’ on a regular basis. And whilst Evertonians may find that comparison disparaging, it’s not meant to be. It merely sums up where England are in terms of the Premier League table.

There are positions where England have better options, Hart in goal for instance, centre back at this moment in time but largely, the squad choices for Capello are truly limited for world class players. And before any of the rampant xenophobes who appear around these times make a comment, it isn’t foreign players blocking the path of talented English players, the problem is that there are very few talented English players in the first place.

If Capello really wants to make this ludicrously scheduled friendly mean anything, he should only include three players who let him and the country down so badly at the World Cup. The other eight and the substitutes he uses, should come from the untested ranks. There is no benefit in him playing the failures; they will qualify for Euro2012 as per normal and then let everyone down once more, as per normal.

Let players like Wilshere and Gibbs take their places in the starting line-up. Put Walcott and Johnson on the flanks. If he doesn’t, this moment will join many others in the history of England FC, as a wasted opportunity strewn amongst the debris of underachievement.

’til Tomorrow.

Posted on August 10, 2010, in Arsenal, Football, Premier League, Premiership, Soccer, Transfer Gossip and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 256 Comments.

  1. It’s the foreigners!

  2. I think the team that played against Germany should have to play the first half on Wednesday, to show they care and that they have some balls. It would never happen though because they dont care and they dont have any balls.

  3. Oh no it isn’t.

  4. James, that would mean playing Lemmon. No thanks matey.

  5. west brom are better than england!

  6. hello

  7. Good write up Yogi but I disagree that England would be knocked out of the CL in the group stages.

    If as you say they are about Everton standard that makes them worse than that lot James supports so would never qualify for the CL.

  8. dups, Lennon loses his confidence in the England set up, he always feels he has to pass to Gerrard, Lampard or Rooney instead of playing his natural game

  9. When is your FIRST CL match James?

  10. Martin O’Neill is a good manager. He took a team with more or less average players and they pushed for fourth. Not too bad in my book. They only have a couple of decent players – Young and Milner. If Wenger left and we got O’Neill, it certainly wouldn’t be the end of the world. Allardyce is far far worse and to compare the two is ridiculous.

  11. “dups, Lennon loses his confidence in the England set up, he always feels he has to pass to Gerrard, Lampard or Rooney instead of playing his natural game”

    You mean pass to no one then.

  12. Begeegs, do you really believe that? I would not want his style of football anywhere near Arsenal.

  13. Don’t want that little rat O’Neil anywhere near my football club.

  14. Dups, Next Tuesday, Im so excited I feel like im going to piss my pants.

    Im worried about the opposition though, the fact that we have the easiest draw on paper worries me, cos were Tottenham and fucking things up is our speciality

  15. How many shirts are you going to buy this season James. Seems your lots are really trying to stitch the fans up with all those different sponsors.

    Spunts v Young Boys. Appy Arry will have his work cut out trying to make a few quid from that game.

  16. MON, massively overated – not Arsenal standards!

  17. Yeah, I do. Obviously, there are others that I would rather have, but as I said he is streets ahead of Allardyce. His defence is organized and he has punched above his weight with the players that he has.

  18. Well said Yogi. Hoping Chamakh has a good game on the weekend (he’s in my fantasy team).

  19. I think england would get knocked out of the cl straight away but they would win the prem…odd. the thing with the english is we are an emotional bunch who always put emotions before tactical nouse and thinking. against germany we just couldnt let that non goal go and then went all out in revenge and got done by the calm emotionless germans. also why we are shite at pens.

  20. Because It Feels What?! “Because It Feels Grizzly”?, “Because It Feels Glorious”?, “Because It Feels Gradually More And More Awful”?, “Because It Feels Genetically Modified”?

    Don’t hold out on us, Med-Updates, you old dog!

  21. Haha that’s one of the best posts we’ve had on here in a long time Med-Updates.

  22. GUNNER4EVER I have a feeling Mingus is Poliziano.something to do with his obsession with Barazite or some other young arsenal player.

  23. “It seems that Redknapp Senior has as much trouble understanding football as he does with the tax laws”

    Classic.

  24. England would not come close to winning the Premiership. Supposedly what they’re good at; graft, passion, energy, tempo, going in hard… there are Wolves players, Stoke players, Birmingham players who have more of that about them than the England lot do. They’d be out-fought one week and out-classed the next by the ‘foreigners’.

    Take Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney away from Torres, Drogba and Valencia and what do you get… England at the World Cup… a bunch of overrated, over-paid wankers who don’t care, can’t see past their childlike differences and really don’t need or want to pull their fingers out and do something for the country because they’re already multi-millionaires and they’ve never experienced the real world so they don’t understand what it means to real people.

    They’d all end up screwing eachother’s wives, causing rifts, pissing in each other’s shaving kits, screwing each other’s hired help, refusing to show for the ball, refusing to make runs for eachother like little brats, refusing to stand up and be counted… just flat out refusing to play because they’re all cunts.

  25. Based on that, Limpar, O’Neill for England!!!

  26. Firstlady what is it with Poliziano and Barazite. Are they beautiful beautiful lovers, do they know each other? What is it?

  27. the annoying thing is if you take gerrerd rooney and lampard out of their respected clubs they also would do alot worse. man utd are shit without rooney. but yes put them all together and its like mixing water with oil.

  28. I think LA has summed up the England situation beyond the need for any more comment, except…

    I heard a story from a Pompey insider that the split in the England camp arose because Stevie Me knocked up an , ‘ahem’ young lady. This annoyed Terry because. first, Stevie got there first and, second, that he kept the captaincy whereas he was sacked and all he did was screw his best mates ex.

    Of course, this was only alleged and I place no stock in such an obviously absurd story.

    The only more ludicrous idea is that Mingus is Poliziano.

    Enjoy the cricket Duke?

  29. Where’s Frank these days?

  30. Gunner 17 no way!

    Is this the end of Nacer then? Is he out of contract then?

  31. Yes bob i am indeed. good to see kp get amoung the runs again. Anderson is looking good. cant believe the aussies are best price to win the ashes though.

  32. Frank and Pz are noticeable by their absence. I miss both, Frank for swords and swearwords, and knowledge amongst other attributes, Pz for his rapier and robust reposte, both for their humour.

    It made for fun times when creepie-crawlies came-a-visiting.

  33. Really shocked to see O’neill go, he was doing well for Villa. I can see them becoming another mediocre mid-table team now.

  34. I think we are a good bet to take them apart this time Duke. The bookies have this one wrong altho’ we know never to underestimate the Aussies.

    Ponting is their main man, as ever. A proper Aussie.

  35. i don’t think barazite is out of contract? i thought he had another year at least?

    he was still playing for us a week ago so that would suggest he’s still under contract.

    i wonder if arsenal are willing to let him leave for free? or cheap? or it might just be a loan?

  36. The party’s over at Villa Chris. They took their shot and failed.

    Either they now adopt the Arsene approach and give themselves a chance of developing as a top club or they become like all the rest of the mediocre clubs in the Prem.

  37. On those who’s absence is felt where the hell is ponyboy…?

  38. Check out the comments sectiond for the link above too.

  39. Where the hell is Frank?
    And for that matter, Poli?
    The season is upon us. Fun and games are over.

    PS: As Cbob said it is over for Villa and Long-ball O’Neil. Randy “Loaner” cannot compete with Oil City. Forget Champs League. Wenger is right again; you cannot compete depending on the transfer market. Depend on youth or you end up like Liverpool and ManUtd.

  40. and where is howard???i miss that guy.

  41. No. This obsession with Barazite was more a response to Bill being like a stuck-record. And therefore it was sort of a joke. I find Bill’s obsession with defence great and endearing! But me, I don’t really have an obsession so I sort of invented one. I don’t obsess about signings, I don’t worry in the slightest about any perceived failure, because what we are doing is huge success in itself… no matter where we finish or what we win. It is us against the world and I am happy with that. The “We are Arsenal…Fuck ‘em all!” stance suits me fine. I am so looking forward to the season but the thought of hearing Alan Hansen’s voice wittering on, in particular, reminds me of how shit the surrounding landscape of football is. And thank god, we are Arsenal. Barazite or no Barazite.

  42. I read somewhere that Capello’s rationale for starting the “old guards” (Terry, Lampard, Rooney, Gerrard) is to allow the England fans to boo them and get it out of their system. Most ridiculous idea I have ever come across. Is Capello serious?

  43. Ponyboy’s been missing for a while now, Maria.

    I worry about that boy, did he do something rash?

  44. Of course England would win the premiereship. How could they fail when they have a cb who the refs let get away with flying 2 footed tackles and acting like a gk in the box, a midfielder who repeatedly rruns into players, falls over and gets the free kicks and pens, and a forward who dives so well and is so abusive the refs do anything to shut him up.

  45. Mingus, so you are Poli! ?

    We need some expert sarcasm to prove it.

    Or alternatively you could point out all my gramatical errors.

  46. I’m very tempted to put some money on Chamakh to score on Sunday, as on opening day the past two years both Nasri and Vermaelen have scored on their debuts. But then do I bet on Kos as well?

  47. God knows, I just hope any rash is above the waistline.

    Doubt it though, since our pb was such a ladies man.

  48. els! In the same way that James came in and stole my skin during the summer, I’m sure Poliziano would find it equally disturbing if I tried a bit of identity theft on him! And why would I want to? One Poliziano is enough, surely!

    Looking at the ATVO post-Legia interviews, and reading into them whatever pop-psychology I could…..JET would appear that he feels he has the potential to make it, but Lansbury and Fabianski are not so convinced. I like JET, and I like his robotic answers in his interview technique.

    Twat managers (in no particular order)
    Martin O’Neill
    Gerard Houllier
    Rafa Benitez
    Phil Brown
    Peter Reid
    Allardyce
    …..etc…..

    Any more?

  49. On the Arsenal better than England thing, who do you guys think would win in a match between the Barca b***** and the Spanish national team?

  50. Mingus are you not missing a certain red nose alcky in there and the not so special they would make up two of the top three for me alongside Mr. Orangade himself.

  51. Depends on who the Barca players were paying for?

  52. playing

  53. Barca…

    It’s funny how there isn’t really any similar comparison in England. What club side could cripple England?

  54. Tottenham did.

  55. High-five, Finsbury.

  56. The Barca players, being Catalan, would ditch the national shirt in a second. Leaving a Spanish team of Cesc, Torres, Cassilas, Capdevilla, Ramos… er, that bandy-legged winger with big shorts, David Silva, Juan Mata… you get the picture: Spain would clean the floor with Chavman and his sycophants.

    While Hannibal navigated the alps on elephants, Xavi got lost in the Pyrennees on sycophants.

  57. LA

    Cesc is a Catalan as well…

    YW

  58. Barca would win I would imagine.

    Heh, Redknapp is a fool. Arsenal would destroy England.

  59. Maria, Oh yes! Maureen is a twat. But I was looking for another word for the red-nosed alky other than “twat”. ..
    I don’t like him but I don’t think he comes into the twat category.
    MoN does,
    The Orange one does
    And Houllier does for me.

    No disrespect.

  60. YW – But he does not play for Barca, so would have to play for Spain.

  61. Mingus I don’t mind Houlier could I swap him for Fergie

  62. I thought someone might bring that up, YW.

    In fairness to the boy I think he’d love to go up against that lot in a non-Barca Spain game. Wipe some self-satisfied smirks off faces. He was a bit of a hero when we played them at our place.

  63. mingus,you left out the biggest twat off all,arsene wenger.

  64. Houllier was all right, Mingus. Big mate of Wenger as well. And Rafa B seems quite a nice bloke – rubbish cheque-book manager but quite a decent chap. And willing to take on SAF.

    Tony Pulis. Now there is a great big twat.

  65. LA,

    To be fair, JohnN @11:40 pm is absolutely correct.
    That England WC team/squad could win the PL, as described.

    Watched this last night:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/CWD4CESC#p/a/u/1/QmCNleBqZ4Q

    Hopefully we’ll see Ramsey reaching this kind of ‘form’ towards the end of the season. I don’t expect JW or the other toddlers to be quite at that level yet, but they do have an opportunity to impress with Ramsey out.
    Hopefully, with the desperate Capello ‘blooding’ a few kids for his own purposes (to himilate the above WC squad!), we might see a few less broken legs and bruised bones this season.

  66. I must say, I prefer Houllier now that he is no longer at Liverpool. When he was there he managed to encapsulate all that I don’t like about the ‘pool. A sort of smug sense of ridiculous entitlement, plus I always loved the indecent way he deflected the blame off himself and onto his players. Shifty!
    No disrespect intended.

  67. <humiliate

  68. Well said FG.

    Nothing I hate more than a balding guy, is one with a big gob!!

  69. So should I get RvP and Fab on Fantasy Football now, or get Cham and Theo for the time being. The thing is with that, it will take 3/4 weeks or free transfers to get those two in the squad wouldn’t it.

  70. Balding guy, big gob. That’s me out then Maria.

  71. Woah! I’d forgotten how good Ramsey already is. Potentially he is a combination of the best of Cesc, Nasri and Denilson rolled into one, very complete player.

  72. there will definitely be no need to replace cesc, Ramsey will be his equal in a year or two. He will just lack experience. But by then the young squad will all be that more grizzled and adapted to first team football.

    The only prob will be with the doomers. As if cesc leaves Wenger will be expected to sign Kaka, Ozil or Ronaldinho or someone like that with the money we receive.

  73. Lol…els…where you ever in the frame? What with the lovely Carlos about..

    Mingus just imagine Ramsey was English?

  74. I remember a sort of “Nah… a boy from Wales can’t be technically as good as (insert Arsenal player name here)” from some of the online support last summer. That performance against Portsmouth was a joy to behold. On the Eve of New Year’s Eve.

  75. I think that goal was probably my goal of the season. I watched over and over could not get enough of it. All the components of the strike made it special for me not only ythe technic.

  76. Didn’t PB go to Spain or Greece on holidays towards the end of last season? He must have found himself a sweetheart. What a boy?

  77. No, I think that all ended badly shotta. If I remember correctlly she beat him up.

  78. LOL,

    So he claims…it all sounded a tad to kinky for my liking.

  79. Haha I’d like to think so Maria.

    Anyway Carlos Vela, WIG!

  80. I hope Ramsey finds his feet firstly. After seeing what such an injury done to Eduardo, I will leave my expectations aside until he gets back up and playing regularly.

    Playing in central midfield you come across more 50-50 situations also, we have to wait and see if he recovers both mentally and physically.

    I think he is a strong enough lad to do it, you just never know how much of an affect it could have when your leg is half flapping in the air in the back of your mind.

  81. Twat managers – Brian Kidd, John Gregory…

  82. Supercod good one’s.

    Phil Brown and I’m afraid David O’Leary.

  83. “….when your leg is half flapping in the air in the back of your mind.

    Chris, you make it sound even worse!

    But seriously, it would be another football tragedy if Ramsay does not become the player he could have been.

  84. I went on to the arsenal.com website to check out the injury situation. It said:

    “Please note The injury news on Arsenal.com is updated only from Arsène Wenger’s press conferences and his interviews with Arsenal TV Online. Subsequently this page will not be updated again until pre-season.”

    emmm!

  85. Oh yes. David O’Leary. Twat-manager!

    Didn’t David Platt have a go at management?

  86. Paul Ince is a bit of a twat manager.

  87. As is Alex McLeish

  88. Intersesing idea on where England would finish in the premier league, as much as I hate to say it I think they certainly would challenge for the title, although it would depend at some level on their performance against themselves. Haven’t seen much on Diaby and Song yet this week, are we seriously looking at the possibility of the Emirates Cup midfield? Namely, Frimpong holding for Wilshere and Rosicky?

  89. On the Aston Villa Martin O’Neil exit; I can’t help but think how childish ONeil could have been by throwing his toys out of the pram because Randy Lerner allegedly refused to give him all the money he wanted to “buy” more players.

    This is a manager who has spent circa £120m in the last 4 years in transfers, and only regained £39m in player sales, a net loss of circa £80m. If I was Lerner, I’d be pissed off about giving him more money.

    I think the case of Aston Villa highlights how precarious English football is and how the establishment still thinks there’s space for cheque book management. In truth, a lot of clubs, even Aston Villa, are desperate to emulate Arsenal’s business model and get the combination between affordable transfer fees and wages vs bringing youth through the ranks.

    Save for Man City and perhaps Chelski (and Abramovich is not interested in throwing any more of his money down the drain), clubs are realising more that Arsenal’s business model is the only way to go. Manure are drowning in debt, and Liverpool don’t know what direction they’re heading. All other clubs can’t compete.

    And here we are, doomers and all screaming for Arsenal to join that cheque book management madness. Well done Randy Lerner for not being bullied into submission and for standing firm.

  90. Chris – Agreed on Ramsey. He was just starting to look as if he could seriously make claim to be a starter when he got injured. Looks a very good player.

  91. Hold on a mo Els, are you saying that Maria beat PB up in a Carlos Vela Wig? Or was the reason she beat up PB because he said Carlos Vela wore a wig? I’m confused.

  92. Does anyone reckon Cesc has headbutted Xavi yet?

    If he hasn’t he’s wasting time and a perfect opportunity to do so.

  93. Am I mistaken or has nobody actually mentioned Redknapp yet? Is that stating the obvious? Where we in fact looking for future recipient’s of the Harry Redknapp award?

  94. If only he got injured. He was fucking assaulted mate.

  95. Re Ramsey

    A few weeks ago Arsenal.com had an article stating Wenger saying he is starting to do a bit of work but without a ball but is still a few month away from rejoining the squad.

    I really hope he does recover and fullfil his potential.

  96. Yogi:

    I never knew you were such a doomer regarding English football. If we ever do have a good guys vs. doomers football game you can be on our side. We need more players anyway.

  97. Mingus,

    It is a tragedy.
    He has lost a season and a half, maybe two out of his career. Which for a footballer, isn’t very long.
    So a player who by the time he was 22/23, should’ve been touching on Cesc’s level, will at least be retarded in his development by a season or two. I do hope that I am mistaken, and that I have no idea what I am talking about.

    But, on the brighter side, really cool to see Eduardo score!

    He’ll be back. Maybe not with the pace he once used to destroy & humiliate John Terry in a Qualifier, but definitely with more zip then he showed in the second half of last season.

  98. Why do the men on ACLF have so many problems with romance?

  99. Alan Pardew?

  100. England at international level deserve all of the criticism they get and more, Bill. By most people’s standards, I’m a ray of hope and sunshine for the national team.

  101. May be Martin ONeil could be our defensive coach.

  102. Maria

    The only problems with romance I have ever had are now aged 10 and 7. The advert for flowers, chocolates and wine didn’t mention kids anywhere.

    YW

  103. Strange how Capello picked that thug shawcross after his assault on Ramsey. He has not picked him since, how strange.

  104. Bill, wash your mouth out.

  105. Yogi:

    English football is a mess. I said in the WC that the great thing about American football is that no one expects anything from us so whenever something good happens it’s a reason to celebrate.

  106. Bill…

    Maybe Stan Collymore could be our Public Relations Officer.

  107. I don’t know anymore YW. I don’t even know which one I am.

    Erm I think it was just simply me suggesting CV is a wig wearing mexican starlet.

    Ole I would love to stumble across a youtube vid of cesc nutting xavi. Like the old Ljungberg v mellberg vid.

  108. Dups @ 1:50:

    LOL

  109. The problem with some of the National team like England, France, Italy,… is that they live on the past instead of working on the present and future.

  110. Woah, woah, woah. You can’t have O’Leary, or Platt. That’s not cricket!

    Ince is a nice guy too.

    …Is there anybody you do like?!

    There is a pub called The John Gregory in Weymouth. Just up the road from one my least favourite football grounds. Don’t get me wrong, Weymouth is a lovely coastal town, but the football club… urggh. Scum. Don’t think it can named after that John Gregory though. That would just be too sinister. He looks/looked like a young Reggie Kray.

  111. Darius:

    I sort of thought Myles Palmer would have been a better choice. He can put Geoff and Ian Wright on his staff.

  112. Cesc would have to stoop to far to nut Xavi.

  113. Romance? Who the f*** does he play for?

  114. Xavi and Puyol are having a bromance.

  115. It’s awkward though cos they’re both… you know… what’s the guy who runs away from the guy with the ball and catches it over his shoulder and dances about with it, Bill…?

  116. Duh! Of course….Redknapp!
    and there’s always Mick McCarthy?

    No disrespect intended.

  117. Pardew’s a bit harsh – any manager that can keep a team featuring Kevin Lisbie in the premiership must have something about him…

  118. LOL Bill…

    I forgot about Piles the Farmer. What a PR team he would make with Geoff and Ian Wright. I would even include Adrian Durham in that team.

    btw…I was speaking with a Liverpool friend of mine last night and comparing notes about Sunday. I suppose they’re as nervous as we are because they know Arsenal travel well to Anfield.

    But he was indulging in the sort of speculation that I thought you would like – he reckons that Arsenal should do a double swoop for Given and Vincent Kompany to solve our well known deficiencies. He reckons that even without such a pairing, Arsenal are still a threat and only a fool would write us off.

    Maybe we should start a rumour that Gazidis was seen in a restaurant in the blue side of Manchester.

  119. Did anyone mention Martin (play, play) Jol.

  120. Schoolboy error – meant Curbishly. Pardew is a twat..!

  121. LOL, I see YW.

    Well someone should also explain to Bill that football isn’t always about ‘defense’ but the romance of the game lays with it’s unpredictable nature and the fact that attackers DO outwit their opponents and produce moments of magic for us mortals to drool over.

  122. I could not care less about the national team. Simply an interuption of our season.

  123. Limpar assist, what’s a bromance? Is it like a broke back romance?

  124. For PR, I would go for that Ali gut from Iraq that was in place during the invasion.

    He was genius.

  125. You mean like Jenas going to Young Boys, DS?

  126. DS,

    Well we must ask our captain and manager when they hop on the Broke back barca train this Jan.

  127. OK, OK. Managers who are NOT twats:

    AW
    Hodgson
    Martinez
    (Jol)
    Moyes
    Mowbray(?)

  128. talking about Broke back Romance, a friend showed me this photo a few days back!

    http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pique-zlatan-ibrahimovic-barcelona-gay.jpg

  129. erm well I like…

    Wenger
    Hodgson
    I actually like Guardiola.
    Klinsman seems like a good bloke.
    Strachan is sometimes a funny chap.

    Thats about it.

  130. Xavi And Sergio ‘Zero G’ Busquet’s caught on CCTV in London, as they attempt to refine & practice their technique in convincing transfer targets to tear up their contracts:

  131. Moyes, I don’t spend it a racist ginger git.

    Hodgson red bow present for Manure and the finger to Arsene is an ass too.

  132. Who the hell is that leaning up on to him?

    Please tell me it’s Pique!!!

  133. Haha that photo is fantastic.

  134. Yup, I like Roy Hodgson too.
    Always fun games against his teams.

    Last season away to Fulham was one of my favourite games of the season. Fulham played well, but RVP & Don Vito were amazing.

  135. It’s pique allright

  136. What did Moyes do, Maria? I am very happy to change my mind.

  137. yeah it’s that fucking pique

  138. He seems like a nice boy.

  139. Darius @ 2:03PM:

    I have to admit I am a card toting charter member of the “grass is always greener society”

  140. now we know why he wants Cesc at Barcaloaner

  141. Meh, don’t really have time for any of the other managers. They all have potential to be Arsenal hate figures.

  142. Limpar @ 2:01PM:

    I am never sure what to think of some of these things you write. I guess the 60′s and 70′s were really tough on you.

  143. Pique es un maricon!
    Pique, Pique
    Pique es un maricon!
    Pique Pique

  144. “What did Moyes do, Maria? I am very happy to change my mind.”

    Camera caugt that twat calling Clichy a frog or something that season when EDS destroyed them single-handedly.

  145. @Bill…I always thought you were a fully paid, card carrying member…LOL!

  146. They love to share their Barca DNA those boys…..

  147. Supercod…you nasty piece of work….LMAO.

  148. You know, Bill… hike, hike, hut, hut… 3-52, 3-52… go long, go long. See you in the End Zone. Read it and weep.

    Er…

  149. Maria @ 2:05PM

    Just having you mention me in one of your posts makes me flutter. Cheers.

  150. Limpar @ 2:28PM:

    I really dislike what Americans call football. Steroid crazed thugs in uniform. They make English football thugs look like cheerleaders in pink tights.

  151. Action! That’s what we need. NOW!

  152. mingus

    Well, the jury is still out on Mowbray since nobody can understand a word he says.

    YW

  153. Unbelievable.

  154. Good taste, CB!

  155. So is Mowbrey and Trevor Hill one and the same person?

  156. Bill’s heart is all of a flutter!

  157. Only the best reaches my iPod, Big Al.

  158. He was really bonkers wasn’t he, LA?

    A bit like Ray Davies on acid.

  159. I always liked Ranieri…

  160. Me and my sister LOVED Ranieri…she still can’t believe his been lost to Serie A.

  161. Speaking of managers we like…one of my favourite managers and ex-players from the 80s and 90s was Jean Tigana.

    I enjoyed watching him play for Les Bleus in the 80s and thought if he was given more time as the Fulham manager, Fulham would have been a much better club now. I think he was way ahead of what Fulham were ready for.

  162. Yes, Tigana too…humble and handsome.

  163. Yes, Tigana with the toothpick (or was it something else?) between his teeth. Wonder what he did after Fulham though…

  164. Hiddick isn’t to bad either.

  165. Absolutely nuts, Cb. I love the line “Ice-cream, ‘scuse me!” – the words of someone stumbling about trying not to get into the way of ‘normal’ people.

    Good to have you back. Enjoy your summer holidays? Where did you go, the South of France?

  166. Quick question – Why are Chelsea fans known as rent boys? Heard that allot on Sunday.

  167. What if Arsenal weren’t better than England. Does that mean that Wilshere & Gibbs should not get a look-in to see if they’re ready to play for England. Harry is a twitchy, bitter, man.

    Mr. Redknapp, Mr Capello seems to have realised that he’d be stupid to build an England team around a spud core.

    It’s well known, very well proven that you can not win anything with spuds.

  168. Limpar:

    Interesting video. Would you put that on your Ipod and listen to it?

  169. Maria

    I think he managed Fenerbrache for a while and now just took over Laurent Blanc at Bordeaux

  170. No the response was for keysersose

  171. Bill, my iPod is a many-splendored thing. But right now, my iTunes is broken. So no.

    And sorry for generalising you into knowing about wide-receivers and so forth. I just assumed…

  172. That analogy just did not cross my mind when I ready that post the first time.

    Sorry about your ITunes. Bummer.

  173. Barking. No not for my hols. Syd.

    Crete, LA. It is where the consols tribe normally summer.

    I remember seeing Sift Machine while at university in Canterbury. A bit of Gong as well I seem to recall. Never eally took to their instrumental phase. I like a nice lryic.

  174. Who is that guy?

    Is he like the Jay Z of the 40s?

  175. Yeah, CB, I like one album by Soft Machine; the very first one. Same goes for Pink Floyd. I hate it when rock musicians get clever – the music inevitably turns shit. In my view.

  176. I went on a cracking pub crawl in Canterbury once. There was one tiny place with a jukebox and a cider on tap that was more white wine than cider. Tasted like cheap German Hock, only stronger. Bead curtains. Sunshine. Friend of mine fell in the river on the walk home as he tried to pee behind a tree. Said the ground he thought he was standing on had turned out to be thickly clumped nettles. Lovely place. The one letdown was a pub called The Hobgoblin… said they’d run out of Hobgoblin. Still a good pub though. And another jukebox. I found Slayer on that one, and Pantera. Fond of a good jukebox in Canterbury, and why not? Great days.

  177. WFT?

    It’s like you guys are speaking another.

  178. Does that make Radiohead a rock band or an indie band?

    I liked OK Computer, the later stuff sounds like a tribute to the older experiments by The Future Sound of London.

    I think FSOL did one of the first ‘live’ performance over an ADSL line.
    They would sound quite good on TNHOF’s system, but that is just my opinion!

  179. Wow! Now that’s a little mo’ like it. Less is more!

  180. I don’t think England are as good as Everton.

  181. I mentioned this to Yogi some time ago, but my favorite icon of English pop culture will always be George Alan O’Dowd. aka Boy George.

  182. has everyone else gone pastel green

  183. Hey YW can I offer my services as a graphic designer? You want a new header bar? I’m cheap.

    And very cheeky. :)

  184. Boy George….Bill you are can NOT serious!

  185. Hardy har Darius. Shameless.

  186. Now we know why Bill wants a good defence.

  187. Kid A was my favourite Radiohead album, and I recently started getting into FSOL… all makes sense now.

  188. Whoops! The blog template is being altered and that stayed up a bit longer than expected! Ta for the offer Els but the new banner should be ready by the end of the month.

    YW

  189. ELS – More than happy to provide an impeccable reference.

  190. Thats all Ive got to say about that

  191. James

    Quite possibly that may be the best post you’ve ever made.

    YW

  192. Thanks Darius sounds like I missed the window.

    Oh well never mind YW.

    Limpar ‘In Rainbows’ for me, unbelievably good album.

  193. Good thing that FSOL isn’t ‘Pop’ then!

  194. Finsbury @ 2:13 pm -
    your post reminds me that vito hasn’t been given enough chances at all, I think he is more than a decent keeper..but people just wrote him off after that one mistake against west ham.

  195. Who is on the new banner then Yogi? Obviously Eds has gone, I reckon its rvp. and whats Walcott doing on the wing, stick him in the middle!!!

  196. apologies for breaking in between the interesting discussion, BTW

  197. You betta get my Carlos back on there.

    Off with Cesc and Theo aswell.

    I want Eboue and Diaby as back-up singers for the star.

  198. I would take Song on the drums too.

  199. Rosicky… flanked by Song and Vermaelen.

  200. mj_gunner

    Maybe two of the reserve ‘keepers will go out on loan?

  201. for that we would need another one on board, don’t see that happening now.
    Don Vito deserves to be our #2. or is it just me?

  202. Maria:

    Just teasing about Boy George. Although I do admit that my musical tastes are stuck back in the early 80s with the early MTV era. Flock of Seagulls, Devo or if we are really lucky B52′s anyone.

    Dups @ 4:19:

    touche’

  203. Arsene Wenger, aging rock radio rebel as lead singer, er … no? Sagna as a dancer? Wilshere on piano? Ramsey as outrageous lead guitarist. Bendtner as a blues singer?

  204. Come on Frank! This is the type of thread that needs your special type of bohemian irreverence.
    Heh, Heh, Heh!

    PS: Or maybe I should say “What the bomboclaat”?

  205. Maria:

    You spoke of romance earlier. I was thinking that E-harmony might match Boy George and Carlos Puyol. From the look of the 2 of them I would say a match made in heaven.

  206. The bomboclaat is for Boy George by the way.

  207. Diaby on double bass. Horn section of Almunia, Fab, Vito and Scshshwezzzny on tenor sax.

  208. Become a chameleon!

  209. Arsh on jazz flute and vermealen, Song, Djourou on the ukulele’s. Cham and Bendt as bez type dancers.

  210. Good English ‘Pop’:

    Not Boy George, but ‘The Boy From School’,
    by Hot Chip.
    They’re not into their football, but they have been living near TNHOF in recent times, so they count as Gooners in my book.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtxAou8c28k&feature=related

    Maybe even PZ will find the lyrics bearable?

  211. Paul – I always thought Bendy resembled Bon Jovi! :-D

  212. Hey YW, how do people like the post? Is it through Facebook or something similar.

  213. Was it the Millers Arms LA? Depends when you were there. It used to have a great jukebox and a transvestite landlord. Locals would throw glasses at us students.

    It gor ‘refurbished’ in the 80′s though. Might still have had a juke box.

    I was in a pub there one night that hadn’t changed since the 30′s. It was the night the Task Force sailed for the Falklands and I heard the announcement on a big old valve radio behind the bar. I remember thinking that it must have been a very similar I had feeling to that experienced by anybody sitting in there in September 1939. The landlady hadn’t been outside for donkey’s years. Agoraphobic.

    Another good pub was called ‘Shakeys’. Well it wasn’t really but the landlord had terrible shakes. We used to go inthere to drink light and bitter. Laugh? We nearly wet ourselves. Youth, eh?

    Another pub was a hang out for Caravan. The land of Grey and Pink was the view from Whitstable at sunset.

  214. Thanks Firstlady….I’m watching you Mingus :)

  215. Finsbury:

    I know it is not nearly as eclectic as Hot Chip but for me Pete Townshend will always be the greatest songwriter ever produced by your great nation.

  216. Just been watching Milan re-match. Nice. Vela is going to play a special part for us this season, no doubt. Maria, Vela’s time is coming soon. He’s ‘grown’ – not in size but in … something. Frimpong has ability but it’s too early for him, a bit like Song, you know before he was on song, 2 years, and a bit role for now. Walcott looked lost in the centre (2nd half). Randall is an intelligent player. Kos is good, positioning and marking.

  217. Sorry for the smilie thingy. I was unable to post for the last 4 hrs. just testing now

  218. I feel it to ZP, Arshavin will take his place on the bench. He can play super sub because my boy is going to tear it up this season.

  219. Syd Barrett was a legend. the unofficial worst mistake pink floyd done booting him out of their band!!!!

  220. Delia-----Block 112

    Nobody mentioned Sven earlier on, he’ll be first in the queue, with his hand out stretched at Villa Park.
    I’m out of my depth with this musical merry-go-round.Don’t we have any opera fans on this site ? I’m off to Covent Garden on Friday night , the Russians are in town .The equivalent of AFC’s beautiful game.

  221. i cant believe james is still here. james stick around i cant wait to see ur reaction when tottenham play a quality european team and get absolutely spanked. The further they get the better for us.

  222. ‘Proper Arsenal goal’ thanks deano. I hope Ryan Shawcross gets run over.

  223. “I remember seeing Sift Machine while at university in Canterbury.”

    Small world consolsbob, I also studied at Canterbury!

  224. As, only this morning, Chavski sites had Carvalho in their starting XI, I assume his transfer to Real Madrid will come as something of a surprise!
    Maybe the roundabout has been kickstarted.

  225. Transfer roundabout? Too much beer … transfer merry-go-round!

  226. Ah CBob you beat me to it – I was going to say if you went to Uni in Kent then you must have an affection for Caravan (and their associated band members). Love the Land of Grey and Pink…

  227. Nasir Jones-Nasri

    Some cracking tunes on the blog today! I’m loving it.
    The Telescopes – Flying from albatross38 on Vimeo.

  228. Poor old Willie G has been reduced to scraping the bottom of the barrel!

  229. Blimey, even those spendthrifts have balked at his financial demands!

  230. With the Journos complaining about too many Johnnie Foreigners in the English game the first team cited for setting a poor example are Arsenal. In the Hungary squad we have Gibbs, Wilshire and Walcott, the comments from the media have been ………… er, muted to say the least.

  231. Oh and by the way…they used to berate Arsene for letting some English players go….but they never question why they were never selected by the national managers?

  232. Carvalho – 6.7 million…at 32…??

  233. Nasir Jones-Nasri

    Bummed to read Big Phil Senderos is looking at a lengthy layoff. Unlucky.

  234. We are the Arsenal.

    Already one of the most successful clubs in top flight football anywhere, and perhaps THE model of the future. Financially sustainable, developing football at the core of its vision, playing at the cutting edge of football technique, taking players from teenage & early 20s talent to world stage.

    The first 3 ‘graduates’ have made the england squad. There are half dozen queueing up behind, wearing Arsenal colours.

    Redknappy is nonplussed. Capello is pragmatic. Football media is unaware what is happening. 90% of pre-season media has fallen for three stories: Will Chelsea retain their ‘crown’? Will ManU take it (3 cheers from ‘neutral objective’ media); will Cesc leave Arsenal so they are buggered and bereft and we can laugh at them?

    Leave the best for last. As Arsene brings on players into matches whom the commentator and resident expert has no idea of who they are, where from, how they got there. I had to laugh when this happened with Eastmond last season.

  235. “This was the club where I learnt my football, it is my home town where my friends and family are and a club where I have always dreamed of playing. ”

    Don’t make me laugh Cesc. Reading that you’d think that Barca was a better team than Arsenal and had won more trophies. You’re having a laugh.

  236. I know what you mean ZimPaul. I’d been enjoying the progress of the youngsters but am happy to admit that Eastmond took me completely by surprise.
    What chance then do professional commentators have? I mean they’re only paid an absolute fortune to know what they’re talking about.

  237. MY FATHER’S PIGEONS ARE BETTER THAN ALMUNIA, SAYS ARSENAL TARGET KEEPER LEVROJI

    (AP- MOLDOVA) THE Moldovan international goalkeeper Nilain Levroji has lashed Manuel Almunia, saying that the Arsenal keeper has “gotten worse” in terms of positioning since last season, adding that his father’s prize-winning pigeons are better than the Spanish international.
    Levroji has played twice for the Moldovan national team but has been rated as one of the top young keepers in European football.
    Levroji who is tipped to move to the Emirates from Moldovan club Iskra-Stal Ribnit is unlikely to endear himself to Almunia after his comments on his Facebook page last evening.
    The page and the comments were removed this morning.
    Levroji’s father Igor is the top pigeon racer in Moldova and recently won the European Grand Prix event in France — the celebrations of which forced his 23-year-old son to postpone his trial at Arsenal for two days.
    However, Almunia and probably Arsenal will be unhappy with the manner in which the Moldovan stopper was outspoken about his potential squad colleague.
    Posting on social networking site Facebook hours after Liverpool and Arsenal drew 1-1, Levroji blamed Almunia for the LIverpool goal, saying that it was poor positioning that allowed the ball to get past him from a tight angle.
    “The goal that he conceded is typical Almunia. He conceded a very similar one against Zlatan [Ibrahimovic] in the Champions League last season and if anything his positioning has got worse and not better.
    “I know that I would offer much more stability to the Arsenal defence than he does. In fact, father’s pigeons flapping their wings wildly would offer more solidness (sic) than Manny Almunia.”
    The comments were reported in Moldovan media on Monday afternoon and Levroji was refusing to make any statement about them. The deal to bring Levroji into the Arsenal squad in the light of the expected departure of at least two goalkeepers is believed to be almost finalised.

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